A Couple's Kneads: In- Home Massage

The Need To Know

- Memberships | Booking are in your control: you choose the start date, if you cancel, etc. And let's face it: my rate is the best you'll find with a massage experience that far exceeds it. I love what I do, and it shows in each session. I clearly don't have direct access to your card info- if that's your concern: just don't book with me. Um-Kay? - WTBS: ain't no refunds. I offer a time rendered service that is tracked via your account/ electronically. You can cancel, reschedule for later, transfer your massage to a friend- sharing is caring. - Time boundaries: if I was habitually late it would be a problem. Please try to arrive to in- office sessions at least five minutes early. If you're late or on time, I'm not rushing through intake to maximize your table time. - Live more than thirty miles outside of Frankfort? Contact me before booking! How do I know the mileage from where I live to Frankfort, KY?... Google Maps. - If you book a single in- home massage session/ purchase a membership meant for individuals but really want a couple's session for the lesser price without the commitment- It's not happening. Things are simple for a reason, don't complicate them by trying to trick me. - Ok, I get it, you need to cancel or reschedule? Hit me up, text, email, or something at least 24 hours in advance or as soon as you know - like adults do. You don't have to - you'll just forfeit the session/ credit all together. - Why do I have to say this? Any appointment is for therapeutic massage/ stretch purposes, modesty, decency and respect is expected at all times - like mature, grown folks. - Before/ after your massage: warm water showers, light meals, rest, nap, stretch, practice breathing - all things self - care. No extreme temperatures after cupping, your pores will be open. Hydrate your body. Refer a friend, please! - Are you sick? And don't say it's allergies. - I need temporary access to an outlet for heated massage elements. Wtbs: setting up in the living room is ideal and I try to be a few minutes early to set up. Go all out with your setup - if you want: food, drinks, matching pjs, your own music [as long as it's a vibe & no commercials], whatever. It's your time, I'm just a tool. - Sore after your massage? Feel like you were kicked by a horse then ran over by a bus? Good. Ice it. Drink some more water. Self - care times ten. Reschedule so we can finish breaking up those adhesions.

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